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New Jersey Monthly Magazine
Car Washes

These Boots Are Made For...

...watching others work. The crew boss at a car wash (the guy who handles the cash register) watches the crew swarm over the wet car with thick towels...

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The Door Stops Here

And there's nothing you can do about it...

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Hero Buddy

This little fella snoozes, a laidback sentinel, above his pals the Marvel Heroes and the Glow Crosses...

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Kingdom of Suds

All in a lather, my car inches through the wash cycle, barely recognizable...

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Buffer Zone

At a car wash in Montclair....

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I'll Be Washing You

Where cars come out clean...

 

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Mop & Barrel

Can only mean one thing--we're at the car wash...

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Spray Day

With a break in the drizzly weather, I was overdue for a trip to the car wash. Then a funny thing happened...

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I Pledge Allegiance To The Lunch...

At a newly renovated car wash in Verona, this tableau of American values...

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The Wash Cycle 10: Finale

Plain Sight's ten-photograph series on a trip through the car wash concludes with a lone figure waiting for her vehicle...

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The Wash Cycle 9

All good things come to an end, including the drag line at the car wash...

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The Wash Cycle 8

Having your car washed is an old-fashioned pleasure in at least two ways: it's a mechanical process (you can actually watch what's happening step-by-step, as opposed to the invisibility, the inscutability of digital), and it requires manual labor by human beings at the beginning and end of the process. For example, the initial drying...

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The Wash Cycle 7

I originally promised six Wash Cycle pictures, but hey, I seem to be on a roll, so it's on to bonus time.

In today's Plain Sight, midway through the tunnel of scrub at Palace Car Wash in Montclair, we encounter...the dancing sponges!

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The Wash Cycle 6

One of the pleasures of having your car washed is that the process has a distinct beginning, middle and end, like life itself. Watching your car inch through that tunnel of scrub, with its fulsome sprays and blinking lights, and emerge in the sunshine dripping as from a baptism, is to participate in a kind of secular born-again ritual.

Click to see whole picture...

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The Wash Cycle 4

Today we move from clothing to cars. First, the residue of brisk business paints the pavement.

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The Tunnel of Scrub

On a sunny winter day you can see slush-spattered vehicles lining up halfway down the block to be vaccumed, hosed, blow-dried and buffed. No coins please. Leave a greenback in the old-fashioned mail box strategically placed within reach as you step out the exit and head toward your still-dripping mount.

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Long May It Wash

On this Independence Day, as every day, the Stars and Stripes may turn up anywhere, even in nooks and crannies.

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Car Wash Shocker

Maybe the water was too hot.

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