As Homer Simpson might say, "Mmmmm, baaaaked goooods!"

Mastoris, the famous diner in Bordentown, is known for its massive menu, but the place itself is massive...

She's sitting on top of the world, or at least a light fixture...

Sometimes I just like to stare at the evidence...

If on the inside it looks like a diner, serves like a diner, charges like a diner and satisfies like a diner, but occupies just part of a plain brick building on a street corner in Cape May, it is a diner, and a darn good one at that.

Today we move indoors again, from the shelter of the black steel Pulaski Skyway to the, well, um, men's room of the Skyway Diner.